The classic tale returns as a holiday carol. Keep an eye behind you.
lyrics
You've killed Heavy, and Medic, and Engi, and Soldier.
Pyro, and Demo, and Scout two times over.
But do you recall, the most famous Spy of them all?
Charlemagne the Stabby Ghost
Had a very pointy knife.
And if you ever felt it,
It probably took your life.
All of the other classes,
Used to joke about his tale.
Despite all the evidence,
They never believed him real.
But in one eventful game,
Purpledrank retold,
Of his friend's most fateful fright.
Charlemagne came in his sight!
Now the classes watch their backs,
And for good reason, you see,
Charlemagne the Stabby Ghost,
He will shank anybody!
Charlemagne the Stabby Ghost
Had a very pointy knife.
And if you ever felt it,
It probably took your life.
All of the other classes,
Used to joke about his tale.
Despite all the evidence,
They never believed him real.
But in one eventful game,
Purpledrank retold,
Of his friend's most fateful fright.
Charlemagne came in his sight!
Now the classes watch their backs,
And for good reason, you see,
Charlemagne the Stabby Ghost,
It's a secret that he's me!
credits
from Charistmas Carols volume 1,
released December 25, 2014
Participants:
Arcanus, Butterscotch, Cruel, Dr. Pepper PhD, Frank, Gamefreak, Kutiekatj9, Mohound, Prince of Sweden, SquareMEal, Tumlaven, and Universal Wasabi.
